Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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