So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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