Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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