we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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