ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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