you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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