Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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