Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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