well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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