Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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