Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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