lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
