Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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