i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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