Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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