I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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