All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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