all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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