she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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