I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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