He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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