i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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