I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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