I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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