this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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