The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
