The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
organizing the empties. That sober.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
