singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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