I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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