I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
