You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
In America we eat man semen.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
