He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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