Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
