So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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