THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
