I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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