So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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