He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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