That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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