I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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