areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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