Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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