i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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