He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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