How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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