Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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