The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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