Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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