like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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