i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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